Hi everyone, its Wednesday. Time for another Mundanevision blogisode! I have Isobel with me in the studio today.
Chris: Isobel, Hello! Nice to see you back in here!
Isobel: Thanks Its nice to be back.
Chris:So you disappeared in a puff of smoke, the last time you were here. I didn’t know where you went!
Isobel: Oh i went here and there, not very exciting!
Chris: That sounds mysterious…..
Isobel: What can i say, you can’t do much on a student loan.
Chris: Well, that’s a conversation we need to stop… we don’t want to get into politics again.
Isobel: That’s good, cus i really don’t wanna hear anything about British politics at all
Chris: How about Israeli Politics?
Isobel: Do you want me to disappear again?
Chris: No no, stay.
Isobel: Okay, just no politics.
Chris: So the Teletubbies are coming back, what do you think about that?
Isobel: Television and film companies are just repetitive, i mean look at Disney
Chris:Oh Isobel, just let it go!
Isobel: Was that a pun i heard?
Isobel: I wasn’t refering to that film….
Chris: I think that’s the only film you can refer to now, its law.
Isobel: I think you’re on the edge of politics again
Chris: I’m always on the edge, life on the edge.
Isobel: That’s dangerous, aren’t you afraid of someone pushing off the edge?
Chris:No,i ‘ve got a harness on at all times
Isobel: Now what does that say about you?
Chris: That i always come back.
Isobel: So you’re saying that you are related to the terminator.
Chris: I will. I will be back, i taught Arnie everything he knows
Isobel: Now are you turning this into a competition?
Chris:No i’m definitely turning this into a competition, but before the next round, answer this question….
Chris: I don’t have a question i’m just doing something game-related.
Isobel: Well, i have a question….
Chris: Go on. Do i win a speedboat?
Isobel: If you buy it yourself.
Chris: But i only get a pound a week pocket money.
Isobel: Well, you better start saving.
Chris: I’m a contestant in a game show, not a lifeguard.
Isobel: You could have fooled me.
Chris:How did you know i brought a red float with me today
Isobel: I saw it when i came in.
Chris: Is a sloth hanging around again?
Isobel: I think it offered me a chocolate milkshake earlier.
Chris: He must really like you, i only got banana.
Isobel: Strangely i asked for vanilla.
Chris: He doesn’t believe in the flavour vanilla.
Isobel: Right, that’s it.
Chris: What is? the final straw?
Isobel: There isn’t straw here
Chris: You need one for a milkshake.
Isobel: Chris we’re in a studio, not a barn.
Chris: Then why are there donkeys staring at me dude?
Isobel: Didn’t Sophia leave them behind?
Chris:He’s on holiday, he’s away in a manger.
Isobel: If you mention the C word then i’m defintely disappearing again.
Chris: What do you mean crisps?
Isobel: Okay, my foot has just disappeared.
Chris:Well i didn’t know Walkers would get me in so much trouble… said Gary Lineker
Isobel: Well, thank goodness i’m sitting down as if i stood up, i’d trip over.
Chris: There are quite a few crisps packets around here.
Isobel: Well they’re not mine. I don’t eat Crisps
Chris:And they’re not mine i only like Cheese and onion. They’re really salty.
Isobel: I blame the sloth
Chris: Yes, its the sloth’s fault. Did you know that he sent in one of his cousins to replace him one day.
Isobel: Sloth’s are like the mafia, always working with their cousins
Chris: But the Mafia are not like sloth, they’re not slow moving.
Isobel: Depends which country we’re talking about.
Chris:That’s true. I’ve heard that if you take a contract out with the Italian Mafia, you have to have a siesta before signing.
Isobel: I was proposed to by a member once.
Chris: Of the mafia
Chris: Did he make an offer that you couldn’t refuse.
Isobel: Well i did refuse it, it wasn’t very good.
Chris: Who was Marlon Brando or Pacino.
Isobel: I think it was pacino or duvall
Chris: Oh Duvall, if you had married him you would have done well.
Isobel: Well he is around 40 years older than me.
Chris: Couldn’t have done worst than being proposed to by Trevor Macdonald.
Isobel: That’s just wrong. He looks like my grandad
Chris: But he would tell you very good news at 10
Isobel: That’s the sort of thing my grandad would do.
Chris: Maybe he is your grandad.
Isobel: Well unless he had the abilty to rise from the dead…. he’s not my grandad.
Chris: I wouldn’t put pass rising from the dead by Trevor mac Donald.
Isobel: Maybe that’s what he did after interviewing the mafia.
Chris: Yes maybe. Maybe he’s been inducted into the mafia and his name is a posh lord.
Isobel: Probably. I think that most popular entertainers are/were members of the mafia or masons. They like making things out of stone and wood.
Chris: Even orville and Sooty.
Isobel: Cuddly animals can’t escape them
Chris: That’s the good thing about cuddly animals, nobody suspects them as part of the Mafia.
Isobel: Somehow we’ve turned this into a political discussion and now i have no legs.
Chris: Can you imagine a cuddly animal version of reservoir dogs ?
Isobel: I think that was Tarentino’s original idea.
Chris: Cuddly dogs.
Isobel: Actually it was cuddly dogs with guns
Chris: No reservoirs, they wouldn’t have like reservoirs.
Isobel: Well, they are dogs.
Chris: Yes they are! Reservoir cats.
Isobel: I don’t like that idea.
Chris: Reservoir ferrets. I’ve got it reservoir pokemon. That ‘s why pikachu is called that, he has a cold.
Isobel: While you were saying all that i finished my milkshake and went to spain and back.
Chris: I am as very slow talker.
Isobel: And while you said that, the rest of my body has disappeared. All that’s left is my head.
Chris: And with that i finish the show, thanks everybody for reading. From me and Isobel’s head, we will see you next week! Peace!