Hey guys, its Thursday. Welcome to the new blogisode. There is a new co host in town, here is Poppy!
Chris: Hey Poppy welcome to Mundanevision.
Poppy: Hello Chris and everyone.
Chris: do you like the studio?
Poppy: yes, although I am failing to find the sloth.
Chris: Poppy I have a question for you, would you ever date a superhero?
Poppy: well they would be very busy, so I would have to think about it. What would their power be?
Chris: I would find it irritating to date batman because of the large bat shaped light.
Poppy: Batman’s powers are limited to being super rich.
Chris: I thought the ladies would like being super rich and having a snazzy car.
Poppy: well that is one point to batman then, as superman can’t even get dressed properly.
Chris: Spiderman would be irritating too, as he would leave cobwebs everywhere.
Poppy: I already have enough cobwebs in the house thank you.
Chris: you would not want to associate yourself with Bruce Banner would you?
Poppy: No you wouldn’t want to ask him to do the dishes.
Chris: He would break them. What about iron man?
Poppy: well all he does is fly around, and I am pretty sure he would get very sweaty in his metal suit.
Chris: if Tony Stark is such a genius you would have thought he would build air conditioning.
Poppy: I wonder if the air conditioning was an after thought.
Chris: Right, I am off to see the minion film tonight.
Chris: apple! Just shout out random fruit. I think that the minion and the guys from frozen and in a war of merchandise.
Poppy: well the minions have their own facebook page.
Chris: I also think the minions could overpower Elsa in a fight.
Poppy: no, Elsa would freeze them all.
Chris: I am not so sure I think the banana would deflect the freeze rays.
Poppy: yes, but the banana would split the rays to form two more rays and so on, until there are so many rays that the minion population is wiped out.
Chris: you would quite literally get a banana split.
Poppy: *pause for thought*
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Chris: we do have a thinking tree in the studio as well if you would like to sit under that.
Poppy: its okay I brought my thinking cap, just give me a moment.
Chris: so whilst Poppy is off thinking, I will say a big thank you to our numerous followers on twitter, only please don’t follow me home, I get nervous
Poppy: I have been thinking and I thought that perhaps Elsa would be able to provide the ice cream.
Chris: she would, but the minions have their very own freeze ray, and shrink ray.
Poppy: so Elsa could be made tiny and then her next hit would be entitled “Let It Grow”
Chris: we should write that song, it would be mundanevision’s first hit. You can get kinder chocolate without a surprise now, how depressing is that? With all the rubbish in the world they have taken away our one joy.
Poppy: maybe we can enlist Liam Neeson to take them back.
Chris: Taken 4, the Kinder edition. This year’s most surprising film.
Poppy: Do you suppose he would use water gun instead of a real gun then?
Chris: I think it would be a cracking film. He would be able to foil the eggs very easily.
Poppy: due to his unique set of skills.
Chris: do they include making a mean omelette with the liberated eggs?
Poppy: they would not be very free in that case.
Chris: an omelette with a side of toy car.
Poppy: well who wants cheese on their omelette when they can have a small plastic toy.
Chris: I think that should be offered in every restaurant. Laid by a plastic kinder hen.
Chris: oh very funny, I see you have chickened out.
Chris: why feather you very much. Could you use a x-ray machine to see what toy is inside every kinder egg?
Poppy: that would save the trouble of buying 20 so you can finally get the toy you want.
Chris: I wonder if you could get a kinder toy custom built for you?
Poppy: The problem would be locating it amongst all the other eggs
Chris: no you would just mail order the kinder egg.
Poppy: what toy would you have built?
Chris: a helicopter, so I would not need to be rich or a superhero to fly around.
Poppy: yes. but what if the tiny plastic clogs gave way?
Chris: I would deploy my tiny plastic parachute. I have thought it through, I am not a complete amateur.
Poppy: evidently not.
Chris: what would you build?
Poppy: a really fast tiny car so that I don’t get stuck in any traffic.
Chris: would you build a really small Tracey Chapman CD to play in the car?
Poppy: yes I like that song so I would.
Chris: We have a brilliant idea, we have to take it to dragon’s den.
Poppy: No the weather has been far too hot to enter the den of a dragon.
Chris: haha I see what you did there. I think a dragon would be useful to have in the studio marshmallows for you.
Poppy: you should ask kinder to build one for you.
Chris: maybe that will be the surprise next week.
That’s it from the show this week, have a great week. See you next time. Peace.