Hey guys, welcome back to mundanevision. Back by unpopular request. Poppy is here, so lets start the show.
Chris: What do you think about game requests.
Poppy: Block the sender immediately, I don’t need you in my life.
Chris: I know what you mean, the most irritating is farmville. This person needs hay. Why not send them hay in real life if they are that desperate.
Poppy: I think there are certain impracticalities to that plan.
Chris: No it would be fine you could put it in clingfilm so it wouldn’t fly all over the place.
Poppy: I believe that is called silage, so they wouldn’t actually be receiving hay at all.
Chris: How come nobody send twitter game request, it would be brilliant like a 1980’s text based computer adventure game.
Poppy: I think those people would struggle for followers
Chris: It would be called hashtag wars.
Poppy: a war against punctuation.
Chris: I think it would be good there would be a maximum of 140 characters
Poppy: I wonder if they have killed 140 main characters in Game of Thrones yet.
Chris: I don’t watch GoT does that make me a #badperson
Poppy: No, it makes you a #person
Chris: Yeah I think this adventure game would be a good idea, we should start it.
Poppy: I do not possess the necessary IT skills, or twitter account.
Chris: We could have scenarios like you go into a dark house and encounter a sloth, what do you do?
Chris: or do you #givehimajob on mundanevision
Poppy: so he can #findhisopurpose
Chris: He been very while we have been away, and has built a drinks robot called Bertie.
Poppy: I heard to survive a robot apocalypse you have to go somewhere sandy.
Chris: I am writing that book as we speak.
Poppy: Bertie and the beach party.
Chris: That’s a good name all i had was bertie goes to the beach.
Poppy: Bertie goes for a swim.
Chris: Bertie plays beach ball.
Poppy: I think you should write a whole series.
Chris: The children’s book market is so competitive.
Poppy: we can only dream.
Chris: You know what my worst nightmare would be? if Bertie becomes friends with Brian from confused.com
Poppy: That would be a #badchoice
Poppy: Not a fan of Brian
Chris: I am not a fan of Brian either. remember that opera singer they used to have.
Poppy: That’s gocompare
Chris: Oh I am confused.com
Poppy: I can only hear that in a robot voice now.
Chris: Oh no I am sorry.
Poppy: The advert wasn’t your idea was it?
Chris: No it wasn’t my idea, I just thought of something really scary, we have been talking about robots and I have an Android phone.
Poppy: Does that robot have a name?
Poppy: Why William?
Chris: Well I wanted Will.I.Am but that name is taken. Maybe he is a robot the amount of autotune he uses.
Poppy: As are most of the celebrities in that case.
Chris: You know if you said that to Taylor Swift she could just Shake it off.
Poppy: I don’t know, I think it might cause some Bad Blood.
Poppy: I will have to sit under the thinking tree for a bit I am afraid.
Chris: Away, Bertie this robot can only manage water at the moment.
Poppy: He needs reprogramming then.
Chris: So I am off to reprogramme Bertie. hopefully chocolate milk by next week. Thank you very much for reading. #peace