Hey guys, welcome to another exciting blogisode of mundanevision. Lets get this show on the road or the blog, if you are going to be picky about it.
Chris: Hey Poppy, so something really exciting happened to us we now have 50 followers. I know I did a big thank you to all our fans earlier in the week. To the new people reading this show come and join us, we have cookies.
Poppy: It is incredible and thank you to everyone. We do have cookies only they aren’t for you.
Chris: Yes they are, I think you will find every website has cookies.
Poppy: That is true, but you do have to provide your own milk.
Chris: Ah yes, milk we cant help you with. There are so many types of milk, skimmed, semi skimmed, full fat, please look up the other types of milk, I have run out.
Poppy: Yes but none of which are fetching a fair price at the supermarket.
Chris: I will give you some cookies if you stop going on about milk and fairtrade.
Poppy: *gets off soap box unhappily*
Chris: I didn’t like you on a soap box, you were so much taller than me.
Poppy: Well I am normal height now.
Chris: I like normal height, taller scares me, it makes me think there is about to be a rampage through New York.
Poppy: Why does everything always happen to New York?
Chris: Because if it happened in Newport no one would care. Sorry people from Newport it could be anywhere, it is just not a disaster movie location.
Poppy: I tell you where is, Mount Everest, always a disaster there.
Chris: Mount Everest is always getting films made about it, all the other mountains must be like ” He’s changed you know, he used to be one of us, but now he has changed, its that Jake Gllyenhaal that’s done it”
Poppy: all the other mountains say that they don’t need special effects as they have got their own weather, thank you very much.
Chris: what I don’t understand is if this new Everest film is being made the day after tomorrow?
Poppy: No its where the world ends.
Chris: Everest is in 3D, that will make the other mountains really jealous.
Poppy: I cant imagine Everest having many friend, like Kilimanjaro sounds like a nice guy.
Chris: Everest sounds a bit narcoleptic, the grouchiest mountain in the world, that’s why he has such bad weather he is just trying to get some sleep.
Poppy: I can imagine Everest uttering the words ” what I have seen, can not be unseen”
Chris: Anyway we should stop having a go at Everest now, I am sure it has it’s own fan club. Whose slogan would be “you rock Everest”
Poppy: Yes, I don’t want to be attacked by pick axes.
Chris: We might lose the audience, they may stage a log off, rather than a sit in.
Poppy: We cant risk that, I apologise profusely to all those offended, Everest does indeed rock.
Chris: I think Everest rocks as well. You may think I am just coping Poppy. O h don’t forget new readers, if you want cookies you need to enable them in your browser. I realised that in all my time doing the show, I have never explained what it is to new readers. So Poppy explain Mundanevision. Oh actually 50 followers can’t be wrong.
Poppy: It is the place where the world’s worst puns are made, or is that the sun newspaper. I am not sure.
Chris: Right I have just done a word count and it’s big and scary.
Poppy: Not unlike our beloved Everest.
Chris: We hope you continue reading, enjoying and liking. See next week, peace.