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Chris: Facebook are getting a dislike button. That’s the hot topic for this week. Do you like or dislike this idea.
Poppy: I think they should make a ‘meh’ button, for when you aren’t really bothered either way.
Chris: That’s a good idea, I am worried about the dislike button, I think it will open up a lot of internet hatred.
Poppy: The internet has enough hate without making it any easier, for this reason I don’t think its a good idea.
Chris: Sorry internet for the heavy start but we have recently finished the memoir of Felicia Day, “you’re never weird on the internet, almost”. if you haven’t read this book, everyone should get a copy its an amazing read, okay fan and public announcement bit over lets get back to mundanevision. There are Star Wars commemorative stamps coming out.
Poppy: I recently purchased train stamps, it was magical.
Chris: Did it take you 9 and 3/4?
Poppy: I am still waiting for my letter.
Chris: Sorry, I was never any good at fractions.
Poppy: Harry Potter’s influenced is almost unrivalled, except from perhaps 50 shades of Grey. Shout out to all the mums out there.
Chris: 50 shades of Grey I thought was made by Dulux.
Poppy: It is meant to be as boring as watching paint dry in fairness.
Chris: Like paint it has been smeared by the media.
Poppy: No one was ever going to be pleased. Well except Ana.
Chris: I have heard the books are a bit racy, when I use words like ‘racy’ I don’t think the books are aimed at me. Isn’t it about a guy’s desperate search for hair dye. Christian Grey, is now Jet Black.
Poppy: 50 Shades of Grey is the colour of the sky during a British summer.
Chris: Oh you mean its a book about cloud spotting. The English are good at spotting clouds.
Poppy: pretty much the day in the life of an Englishman.
Chris: does it come free with PG tips? Or crumpets?
Poppy: The day this happens will be a good day!
Chris: Its always a good day, its Thursday Mundanevision Day.
Poppy: this is true.
Chris: everyone who read this blog should get a free digital crumpet.
Poppy: here is a picture, will this do?
Chris: That’s cool, you can almost taste it, no licking the screen. Or should we provide a cream tea?
Poppy: Well here is another photo so they can choose for themselves.
Chris: This picture food diet you have created is good for losing weight.
Poppy: No it only succeeds in making people more hungry.
Chris: ah yes, but they don’t know that yet. ( Please skip down to this line). We have said enough stuff for today, so please spread the word about mundanevision among your friends like butter on a crumpet. Peace.