Echos in time

Hey guys! The turkey is n the bin and the New Year is in. Welcome to Mundanevision. 

Chris: Its a grey day where we are, so I hope lots of you are inside reading this. If you’re not at least bookmark it for later. Or get the new amazon echo to read it to you.

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Poppy: I didn’t know it could do that.

Chris: Well I am not sure it can read this blog, but it can read audiobooks and papers to you. Its very exciting.

Poppy: Ah yes, because you have recently purchased one.

Chris: Yes, I have. I love new technology, its much better than old technology. Or even last years technology.

Poppy: It is surprising the rate at which it improves.

Chris: It is, maybe one day this blog be out of date, and Arnold will have to come back from the future to save it.

Poppy: Arnold?

Chris: Yeah I was avoiding saying Schwarzenegger, in case you were struggling with spelling.

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Poppy: Oh well thank you! Still ended up having to google it anyway.

Chris: In the 85th reboot of the franchise.

Poppy: I think we all just a bit passed it by now.

Chris: Yeah but I have a really good idea for the 85th reboot… Arnold becomes an ecowarrior and save trees from being destroyed to make paper.

Poppy: Hopefully it will be before the 85th, not sure the planet can hold out that long.

Chris: What about if all the film scripts are written in 180 characters or less to engage the younger audiences.

Poppy: I think they already are.

Chris: Wait, I am not late am I. Can I go back in time and stop that happening?

Poppy: Is your name Arnold?

Chris: No, I am the doctor. Time travelling and curing medical conditions.

Poppy: Must be a treat to go back to medieval times then, plague and all that.

Chris: You can’t cure that bit, its all a bit confusing.

Poppy: Oh right, well maybe you should figure it out?

Chris: Yes maybe. Before I go back so I don’t waste time figuring it out while I am there. Which make for a good dramatic story, but do nothing for my medical career, they will think I am completely incompetent.

Poppy: It would be fun to have friend in all the different time periods. That way when someone annoys you, it is possible to go to a time before they were even born.

Chris: Oh don’t you bring Matt Damon into this.

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Poppy: I don’t think that’s fair. Bruce Foresyth maybe, but surely not Matt Damon, he is easy enough to ignore?!

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Chris: We all hasve a little Matt Damon inside of us, after all we are all Bourne. And you only become Bruce Foresyth if you play your cards right.

Poppy: Well I personally am thankful we can’t all be Bruce. Which by the way is a really ugly name.

Chris: Bruce is not that bad. Strictly speaking.

Poppy: hmm… anyway friend in different time periods would be very cool.

Chris: Oh  I see what you mean, friends in  different time period. hat would be cool to have a medieval Ross and Rachel and a Victorian Ross and Rachel, then an Elizabethan Ross and Rachel… You get the picture.

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Poppy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but still very cool.

Chris: Is though, think hoe many more series there would be, blackadder would be very annoyed.

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Poppy: I LOVE THAT!!!

Chris: Yes blackadder is very, but if you are bitten by one not so much.

Poppy: A friend of mine sat on one once. It was very uncomfortable.

Chris: The only snake I have ever antagonised is the old mobile phone game.

Poppy: I was going to say the only snake I have sat on was my sister when she’s annoyed me. A figurative snake of course… she’s human really.

Chris: Away from snakes, or maybe towards them? Did you hear about Donald Trump this morning?

Poppy: Do I want to, that’s the question?

Chris: That would have made Hamlet much long, to hear or not to hear?

Poppy: So Donald Trump…

Chris: Yes. Apparently he is going to keep Guantanamo Bay open, so he can “catch more bad dudes”

Poppy: Anybody who uses the word “dude” is not fit to run  a country.

Chris: Maybe he thinks he’s president of the 90’s

Poppy: Not this is unfortunately very current.

Chris: I think we have run out of time, which is strange because time is infinite. Peace.

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