Hello internet. Its alright you don’t have to shout hello back. We know you are waiting for this blogisode with bated breath, so here it is.
Chris: Its a bit wet out here. Luckily we are in a dry studio. This blogisode is 100% rainproof, seriously the water slides right off. Was this a better intro than my intro, you decide. Hey Poppy.
Chris: Which introduction did you like better?
Poppy: Probably the second, truth be known.
Chris: Well it’s about rain, every english person loves an intro about rain. So what’s been happening? I went to see Despicable Me 3 last night. Much better than the second, though not as good as the first.
Poppy: That is quite often the way with sequels I think. Same with Ice Age.
Chris: Yes I know what you mean, Ice Age is slowly falling victim to global warming. So what’s the next film on your list?
Poppy: I would like to see Dunkirk, I heard on the radio that Harry Styles makes an appearance too, which is surprising.
Chris: Harry Styles really? Has he lost all sense of direction
Poppy: No, I believe he is taking his career in a new one.
Chris: People tell me that the 15th millionth reboot of the spiderman franchise is good as well. So, I am a bit worried that he got so drunk in between the films he actually forgot where he lived.
Poppy: Perhaps, although I think they have made him a teenager to make him even less relateable.
Chris: Does he not have spidey satnav? Please make a left turn on your spider web at your earliest convenience. you have reached your destination, oh wait you’ve overshot it by about 500 yards.
Poppy: Are they not like homing pigeons and they just know where home is. I’ve never stopped to ask any spiders
Chris: well now you know they don’t. Please never ask spiders for directions, you will be disappointed. Just because they have 8 legs does not mean they are better than you. They say home is where you lay your hat. I’ve not seen many hats in spiderman films.
Poppy: Maybe this one will?
Chris: what sort of hat do yuo reckon it is. Could it be a top hat. They would look very dapper
Poppy: I think a beanie would suit them.
Chris: Yeah I think a beanie would be quite. But maybe a floppy rimmed rainhat would be better in the weather today.
Poppy; not dissimilar to Paddington Bear or Incy Wincy Spider.
Chris: Paddington Bear definitely. I think Incy Wincy Spider was too busy climbing up the spout to notice the rain coming. That one determined spider for you.
Poppy: Perhaps it is that determination that inspires Spiderman. If Incy Wincy can climb that spout he can defeat the villian
Chris: I think the Spiderman’s writer could learn something from him, no reboots of incy wincy spider. Incy Wincy spider now in 3D.
Poppy: now there a film I would definitely watch illegally online and not pay for.
Chris: what? Illegally online, or I would watch on another screen… the cinema screen… wink wink.
Poppy: Oh right I see how it is.
Chris: At Mundanevision we do not condone the use of illegal streaming sites, but if you have to use them don’t get caught,
Poppy: Putlocker keep up the good work. Other illegal streaming websites are available
Chris: Netflix, I fell that I should mention you.
Poppy: atleast for a name drop.
Chris: And of curse NowTV.
Poppy: both of which are completely legal…
Chris: Yeah so we are back on track. So we no longer have to fight the pirates. Hmmm that is a good computer game and film.
Poppy: There is a new one coming out.
Chris: Ah yes Pirates of the Caribbean. How safe would you feel if you got on the ferry and your captain was Jonny Depp?
Poppy: I have probably felt safer…
Chris: Just fed him Rum, that will keep him sober. Bender from Futurama invades everything, as he need to be drunk to be sober.
Poppy: What a fun problem to have.
Chris: Ok friends, I think our blog has docked at the Isles of Silly, in fact we make the trip every week. Please disembark and take your personal computers with you.